boywhowouldntgrowup:

I would compose a heartfelt, but patronizing tweet longer about how much you’ve changed. Really guilt trip you, make you reevaluate your life choices. You don’t want that now, do you?

I think that I’m in luck because I’ve got some pretty solid plans to stick with the puppy for a while longer. No need to work on that tweet. I’ll stick around and keep things relatively twitter attack free in that department.